Wednesday 5 January 2011

The first one-a-day...

So I'll start this off with a MASSIVE caveat. I simply cannot see it happening one-a-day. Could I just like use that as a target average? So some days maybe twice, others not at all.

I think that's what they really mean. A target average. Yeah. Sweet.

Starting with my reasons for this hogwash/dogshit/pileofwank/etc...

Today I sat at my desk at work, looking out over the river (oh yeah, prime real estate) and I was bored. Utterly fucking bored. I can't even begin to defend it, and I won't. It's shit.

But then I asked myself; what else would I be doing? I've always wanted to work in computer games, and for a brief period in 2006, I did. Games tester for SEGA. We were like the grunts on the telephone for banks. Lowest of the low. Cool interview though, playing computer games and recording times and scores. Maybe I could go do a Masters, and try and do it.

Weird. I've just spent the last 10 minute overlaying a semi-transparent diagram of the female anatomy on a screenshot of a World of Warcraft dungeon map. The things I do for my passion eh? I'm now legitimising it by saying it's like a multi-million player game...well it is isn't it? Oho! Which one am I talking about?!

So Family Guy now...cheers...